Tour Guide:
Welcome to the world's first museum dedicated to Prime Hydration!
Visitor:
Wow, that's a lot of electrolytes!
Visitor:
This bottle looks like it was discovered in a desert... or maybe a gym locker.
Tour Guide:
Indeed, it's rumored to have been found in the ancient Lost Gym of Swoltopia.
Tasting Visitor:
Coconut Kale? More like Coconut Fail!
Another Visitor:
I think Fruity Fists just punched my taste buds.
Tour Guide:
And here we have the world's largest Prime fountain!
Diving Visitor:
Cannonball! Time to hydrate from the inside out!