Epic Strips (no script)

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Bing's Barking Mystery

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A scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears and a black nose and eyes stands barking energetically in a cozy living room. His owner, Carrie, a young woman with curly brown hair, wearing a casual sweater and jeans, looks down at him puzzled.
Carrie: Bing, why on earth are you barking so much?
Bing is at the window, barking at a group of sneaky raccoons playing in the backyard.
Carrie: Is it the raccoons again?
Bing is now bundled in a small doggy sweater, yet still barking. The livingroom is in the background
Carrie: Are you cold? I'll put your sweater on.
Bing sits next to a pile of dog toys, howling with a slightly sad expression.
Carrie: Are you barking because you're lonely? The rest of the family is all upstairs.
A drone hovers outside the window, delivering a large, juicy steak. Bing is barking excitedly at the sight, with Carrie looking utterly bewildered and holding her phone.
Carrie: Oh, you're waiting for a steak delivery. But since when did you learn how to unlock my phone?

Bing's Claim to Fame

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A scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, named Bing, is happily walking down the street on a sunny day. He looks around with curiosity as he walks past a sleek parked Tesla on the side of the road.
Bing, the adventurous pooch, loves his daily walks.
Bing pees on the Tesla
On this particular day, Bing decided to mark his territory on something shiny.
The Tesla driver, now outside the car, is pointing at Bing with an angry expression. Bing, unfazed, looks up at him with innocent eyes.
Dude: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Bing: Just marking my territory!
Bing, sits proudly beside the Tesla holding a car key in his mouth, while the driver stands baffled and scratching his head.
Dude: That's my car, not a fire hydrant!
Bing: Since I peed on it, it's technically mine now!

The Snack Dilemma

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A young girl with blonde curly hair, wearing a pink t-shirt and ripped, stands in a kitchen with a slightly exaggerated expression of hunger on her face. The kitchen is bright and tidy, with a fridge and a counter visible.
Lila: Mom, I'm soooo hungry!
Lila, dramatically stares at her empty SKINNY stomach, looking even more desperate.
Lila: I think I'm starving!
Lila's imagination kicks in as she sees herself in a desert, crawling on the sand with a mirage of a giant sandwich floating above her head. Her expression is comically exaggerated, eyes wide and tongue out, reaching desperately for the mirage.
Lila: I feel like I haven't eaten for days...
Her mother, a kind-looking woman with brown hair, looks down at Lila. Lila looks puzzled and a bit disappointed, standing in front of an open fridge filled with various ingredients. Her expression shows she's contemplating the effort required.
Mom: Oh dear, why don't you make yourself a snack?
Lila: Make it myself?
Lila is now sitting at a dining table with a slightly deflated expression, resting her chin on her hand. The kitchen is in the background, still with the fridge open.
Lila: Maybe I'm not that hungry after all.

Bing's Bias Busting Adventure

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A scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, named Bing, eagerly walks beside his owner, Carrie, on a sunny day. Carrie is a young woman with brown hair wearing a casual blue shirt and jeans, holding a leash attached to Bing.
Carrie: Ready to go to the park?
Bing: Woof! Let's go!
Bing, a scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, stands on his hind legs and angrily looks up at a large husky with a black coat. The park is in the background.
Bing: Fear me! I am mighty!
Bing sees a little white fluffy dog with a pink bow. Bing wags his tail happily and gives the dog a friendly sniffing. The park is in the background.
Bing: Hi there, cutie!
A majestic husky with a black coat, piercing blue eyes, and a regal stance is in the park. Bing, a scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, bares his teeth and starts growling and barking angrily.
Bing: Grrr! Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bing, a scrufy white terrier with tan floppy ears, wags his tail and gives a friendly hello to the large labradoodle with tan curly hair. The park is in the background.
Bing: Hello there, friend!
Bing, a scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, stands on his hind legs and tries to look mean. A friendly black husky looks at Bing. The park is in the background.
Bing: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Carrie looks down at Bing with a mix of amusement and concern. She places her hands on her hips and speaks to Bing. The park is in the background.
Carrie: Bing, I think you're prejudiced against huskies. You're going to need some training.
Bing sits in a classroom setting with a bunch of other dogs. A large chalkboard behind them reads 'Anti-Bias Training'. Bing looks confused but attentive.
Bing: Anti-bias training?

FUZZILLA

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Bing is on a skateboard, rolling through a bustling park. People are jogging, flying kites, and enjoying the day. Bing looks determined and excited, with his ears flopping in the wind.
Bing: Biomedically engineered for maximum cuddles

Bing's Nap

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Bing, a scruffy white dog with tan floppy ears, is curled up napping peacefully.
Bing, a scruffy white dog with tan floppy ears and a long tongue, is napping peacefully on a cozy dog bed.
Bing is sleeping with his head hanging over the edge of the sofa. There is a puddle of drool collecting under his large tongue.
Bing is now sleeping on his back, his pink belly exposed, and his legs sticking up in the air.
Bing, looking slightly disheveled, sits up and says with a sleepy expression, "That was exhausting... I need a nap."
Bing: That was exhausting... I need a nap.

Conveniently Complicated Computing

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Carrie is sitting at her desk, enthusiastically typing on her laptop while smiling. The desk is organized with a coffee mug, a notebook, and a small potted plant. She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: The internet is just so convenient! This site has over a thousand shoes that fit my search criteria!
Carrie is shopping online, comparing multiple tabs of products on her laptop. One tab labeled 'Promotion Codes' is highlighted. She is resting her chin on her hand, contemplating. She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: I wonder if I can find any promotion codes. Maybe there's one in my email...
Carrie sits at her desk with her laptop, responding to a long list of emails. A small stack of coffee mugs grows beside her, and her face shows focused determination. She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: Wow, 52 new emails in the last hour? I need to get caught up!
Carrie is sitting at her desk, looking between her phone and laptop with a confused expression. Her desk is cluttered with gadgets, and open apps on her devices show emails and texts. She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: I think that invite might conflict with something, but I can't remember. Was that message sent as an email or a text? Or was it a DM on social media?
Carrie is scheduling her appointments on her laptop, juggling between her email and calendar apps. Her calendar displays 'Overbooked' in large, comical letters. She appears slightly exasperated. She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: If I place this meeting here, then I'll have time to swing by the store before my dentist appointment... Wait, what year am I in?
Carrie is surrounded by opened shoe boxes with mismatched shoes. She looks bewildered as she holds up two shoes of drastically different sizes. She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: I ordered 21 pairs of shoes but none of them work!
Carrie is now surrounded by sticky notes, devices, and open applications on her desktop. She looks stressed while holding her head, and a sticky note on her forehead reads, 'Breathe!' She wears a pink shirt with a jean jacket.
Carrie: Convenient... sure. But why does it feel like I'm busier than ever?!

Bicycle Safety: A Squirrely Tale

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A sunny park scene with diverse cyclists passing by, all wearing helmets and following safety rules.
Cyclist 1: Remember, always wear a helmet and check your brakes before riding!
Cyclist 2: Good advice! Safety first!
A young man with a bare head is seen riding a bike, smugly smiling at the camera.
Helmetless Cyclist: Helmets are overrated. I'm a pro!
A squirrel in a tree looks down at the helmetless cyclist.
Squirrel: Is that so? Let me demonstrate why helmets are important.
The squirrel is seen knocking a branch off the tree; it is falling directly onto the helmetless cyclist.
Helmetless Cyclist: Wait, what—
Squirrel: That was an immersive lesson in safety!
The helmetless cyclist is on the ground tangled with the fallen branch, looking dazed as the squirrel points and laughs.
Helmetless Cyclist: Okay, point taken... I'll wear a helmet next time.
Squirrel: Good luck biking without pupils my friend!

Bing's Rainy Day Adventure

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Carrie, a young woman with wavy brown hair, wearing a bright orange raincoat, talking to Bing, a scruffy white terrier with tan floppy ears, in a cozy living room with rain visible through the window.
Carrie: Bing, you must be needing a walk to stretch your legs and, well, you know... go pee
Bing is in his livingroom wearing a bright orange raincoat and holding his leash in his mouth
Bing: (thinking) Finally! I need to check if the rain has erased all my important markings.
Bing, wearing a raincoat, is standing on 3 legs and lifting his hind leg to pee on a tree
Bing: (thinking) Must remark this spot... and this one too... can't have other dogs forgetting who's boss.
Bing's large tongue is lapping up water from his water bowl
Carrie: That was quite a long walk, Bing. You must be thirsty after all that running around.
Bing: (thinking) Time to refill the tank and prepare for the next marking mission!

Comic Wisdom

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A cheerful little boy wearing a colorful cap approaches mydaddyblog, a quirky cartoonist with glasses, sitting at a drawing table.
Little boy: Mydaddyblog, your comic strips make me feel uncomfortable.
Mydaddyblog: Uncomfortable? That’s where the magic of humor starts!
Pulpo gestures animatedly with a tentacle, holding a pen, as he explains his philosophy.
Mydaddyblog: Comedy thrives on the unexpected and awkward. It shakes you out of your comfort zone and makes you laugh!
The little boy looks skeptical, holding his chin in thought, as Pulpo smiles confidently.
Little Boy: I don’t know. It feels less like laughter and more like... cringe.
Mydaddyblog: Cringe? Well, that’s just the modern evolution of humor!