Duncan:
Ah, what a beautiful day to spread joy and... smells!
Villager 1:
Oh no, here comes Duncan again. Quick, close the windows!
Duncan:
Hello, my fine friends! Care for a chat?
Villager 2:
Duncan, your smell is... quite something. Maybe try a bath?
Duncan:
A bath? But it's not water I fear... it's soap!
Villager 3:
It won't bite, Duncan. Just give it a try!
Duncan:
Well, I must admit, I feel rather fresh! And I smell... like roses!
Villager 4:
Finally, Duncan! Now we can all breathe again.
Duncan:
From now on, it's baths every week!
Villager 5:
Wait, only once a week?