The San Francisco Shuffle

Pulpo

Mayor London Breed is sitting at her desk, surrounded by stacks of papers and an overflowing inbox. She looks stressed and tired as she glances at a calendar with "Re-election Soon!" circled in red.
Mayor: Oh dear, the polls aren't looking good, and that homeless issue isn't going anywhere.
Aide: Maybe it's time to shuffle things up? The election's right around the corner!
Mayor London Breed is now on the streets of San Francisco, wearing a construction hat and holding a blueprint. In the background, a construction crew is setting up a stage with a sign that reads "Homeless Initiative Launch."
Mayor: Alright team, let's make it look like we're really doing something here!
A crowd of reporters and citizens gather, watching as Mayor Breed cuts a ribbon on the stage with oversized scissors. The backdrop is a fancy model of a futuristic housing complex.
Reporter: Mayor, can you explain this new initiative?
Mayor: Sure! It's a... uh... 'Comprehensive Urban Planning Strategy!'
At a press conference, a skeptical reporter raises an eyebrow, holding a clipboard with a list titled "Past Initiatives." Mayor Breed is sweating slightly under the camera lights.
Reporter: Isn't this similar to last year's 'Innovative Urban Renewal Plan'? What makes this different?
Mayor: Ah, yes! The difference is... we have a snazzier name this time!
The last frame shows Mayor Breed back at her office, surrounded by newspapers and brochures with pictures of pandas.
Mayor: Alright, plan B: we need pandas.