The Undie Vote

Pulpo

A caricature of Donald Trump sits at his desk in the Oval Office, surrounded by advisors. He looks animated and confident, explaining his new rule to the attentive aides.
Donald Trump: Here's the plan, folks. Senators can only say no if they're in their undies. Proves their loyalty, you see?
Aide: That's... certainly one way to do it, Mr. President.
Close-up of an aide with a skeptical expression, raising an eyebrow. The room is filled with awkward silence.
Aide: Um, sir, do you think they might just not like voting in their underwear?
Cut to a scene in the Senate chamber. A senator, wearing a suit, is peering nervously through the doorway where a stack of robes is visible.
Senator Brown: I can't believe we have to vote like this. Is this even constitutional?
Inside the Senate chamber, half the senators are wearing suits, while the other half are humorously depicted in their elaborate, mismatched underwear. Their bare legs are visible. A male senator in the background is wearing black lace women's panties.
Senator Green: All I'm saying is, these stripes dots don't scream 'patriot' to me.
Back in the Oval Office, Trump is listening to the aides, who look both amused and exasperated.
Aide: Sir, it seems some senators are getting creative with their undergarments.
Donald Trump: Well, creativity is the American way, right?
Final panel, Trump, chuckling to himself, is looking at a media headline that reads "Senate Votes in Undie-vided Decision." An aide facepalms in the background.
Donald Trump: I knew they'd come around. Tremendous teamwork!