
Hotel Manager: Welcome to Le Magnifique Hôtel! We offer a complimentary croissant with every explosion... er, stay!
Mysterious Guest: (muttering) Now, where's that off switch?

Hotel Manager: Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy our surprise smoke show, brought to you by our very own special effects team!
Bellhop: (whispering) Should I use this now?

Mysterious Guest: I was just trying to charge my phone!
Hotel Manager: Next time, please use the outlets, not the nuclear reactor.

Hotel Manager: And that's why we offer croissants: to diffuse any explosive situations!
Curious Tourist: This is a vacation to remember!