Hotel Manager:
Welcome to Le Magnifique Hôtel! We offer a complimentary croissant with every explosion... er, stay!
Mysterious Guest:
(muttering) Now, where's that off switch?
Hotel Manager:
Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy our surprise smoke show, brought to you by our very own special effects team!
Bellhop:
(whispering) Should I use this now?
Mysterious Guest:
I was just trying to charge my phone!
Hotel Manager:
Next time, please use the outlets, not the nuclear reactor.
Hotel Manager:
And that's why we offer croissants: to diffuse any explosive situations!
Curious Tourist:
This is a vacation to remember!