Epic Strips (no script)
The Downfall of Auto Glass Repair
Pulpo
News Anchor:
In an unexpected turn of events, car break-ins have decreased dramatically in San Francisco.
Shop Owner:
Business is down... it's like nobody needs new car windows anymore.
Woman with Curly Hair:
I guess fewer crimes are a good thing, but I didn't think about the impact on small businesses.
Man with Beard:
Yeah, it’s a double-edged sword.
Shop Owner:
Time to explore some of my other passions.
Child:
This lemonade is the best!
Symphony Dreams
Pulpo
Zara:
I just want to be part of your symphony.
Conductor:
You better improve your tuba skills first.
Terrible Two
hobbssb
**Government Waist**
River Ghibli
Ziko
Minaro:
Uki, can we make some Epic Strips in Studio Ghibli style?
Uki:
Of course.
Uki:
Here's two characters with no necks. They're probably talking about a river they can't remember. Happy now?
Minaro:
Boring. Let's skip the dialog and just fly around.
Uki:
Hang on!
Uki:
I just remembered a river from a long time ago where I dropped my shoe.
Minaro:
Quiet, please.
Crisis in Healthcare
hobbssb
RFK:
An epidemic is sweeping our country. We need to create a new medicine immediately!
RFK:
Call in the crisis team.
RFK:
We can save the country if we act fast!
RFK:
Oh no, we're out of lizard tails!
Billy's Bold Choices
mydaddyblog
Billy:
Daddy, can I wear this dress to school?
Daddy:
I'm not sure, Billy. Some kids might not understand. Would you like some chocolate?
Billy:
These earrings are so pretty!
Daddy:
Uh... How about some ice cream instead?
Billy:
Thanks, Daddy! I love all the sweets you've been giving me.
*3 months later*
Kid 1:
Look at Billy, he's so fat now!
Kid 2:
Yeah, he can't even fit in those dresses anymore!
The "sickness" story. (Based off a poem)
SASSQUEEN
Mya:
Mom, I'm too sick to go to school today. I think I have turkey pox or something.
Mom:
Oh dear, I hope you feel better soon. But did you know today is the candy giveaway at school?
Mya:
Really?! I think I'm feeling better already!
Mya:
Bye, Mom! Can't be late for the candy giveaway!
Mom:
Have fun, sweetheart! And don't forget to no lie to your adults.
Mya:
Mom lied to me, there is no candy giveaway! Well, I guess it only fair because I lied to her.
Teacher:
...and that is why we have a bunch of no candy rules!
The Mysterious Alert Failure
mydaddyblog
Manager:
How did I not get an alert when the website went down?
Engineer 1:
We can add AI-based predictive monitoring!
Engineer 2:
Or add a 24/7 on-call support team!
Engineer 1:
Wait, what were you doing when the alert was missed?
Manager:
I was at the movies with my phone silenced.
Elon Musk's Forest Adventure
Bill
Elon Musk:
Time to test out my new chainsaw!
Smokey Bear:
Hold on there, partner! What are you doing with a chainsaw in my forest?
Elon Musk:
I’m cutting waste.
Smokey Bear:
Better climb a tree instead!
Smokey Bear:
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires!
Elon Musk:
Whoa! Timber!
Smokey Bear:
I'll get you.
Smokey Bear:
This chainsaw works great! Perfect kindling for a cozy campfire!
The Cleanliness Seeker
mydaddyblog
Daddy:
Look what I found... I have an idea.
Mommy:
Have you seen my credit card?
Daddy:
I think it's under one of those piles.
Mommy:
I found it! And this room is so clean now.
Daddy:
Sounds like a win-win to me!