Epic Strips (no script)

The Better Cat

mydaddyblog

A young girl with curly red hair and freckles, named Sally, is sitting on a sidewalk crying. In the background, a Waymo car is driving away. The scene is set in a suburban neighborhood with trees and houses lining the street.
Sally: My cat got run over by a Waymo!
A comforting father figure, with short brown hair and wearing glasses, kneels next to Sally. He has a kind smile and is trying to reassure her. They are in a suburban setting.
Daddy: Don't worry, sweetheart. I'll make it better.
Daddy, with short brown hair and glasses, is on the phone. He looks angry and determined, standing outside in the suburban street. He is holding the phone to his ear and gesturing with his other hand.
Daddy: You better fix this!
Sally looks surprised and delighted as she sees her cat returning. The cat now has a shiny, metallic leg and glowing green eyes. The suburban street is still visible in the background, adding a sense of normalcy to the bizarre sight.
Sally: Whiskers, you're back! Like my tail?
The cat, now named Bionic Whiskers, strikes a playful pose, showing off its new bionic enhancements. The cat has a shiny metallic leg and glowing green eyes, and its fur is sleek and shiny. Sally is clapping her hands in excitement, while Daddy looks on proudly.
Bionic Whiskers: Meow-chanical!

The Squeaky Situation

mydaddyblog

A young boy, Billy, with short brown hair and freckles, looks embarrassed as he talks to his mother in their cozy living room. Billy is wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans. His mother, who has long blonde hair and is wearing a red sweater, looks at him with curiosity.
Billy: Mom, I'm embarrassed. I made a squeak at school today.
Billy's mother raises an eyebrow with a slight smile, trying to understand the situation, as she sits on a comfortable beige couch with Billy standing nearby.
Mom: Do you mean out of your butt?
Billy is blushing and shaking his head, holding his clarinet in one hand. His mother looks relieved and amused.
Billy: No, Mom, it was from my clarinet.

The Biking Adventure

cerritomama

A sunny day in the park with a girl on a bright red bicycle, speeding down the path with a huge smile on her face. The trees and flowers around her are vibrant and lively.
Narrator: Meet Lucy, a girl who loves biking more than anything
Close-up of Lucy riding her bike, her hair blowing in the wind, and her smile even bigger, showing her gleaming teeth. The background is a blur due to her speed.
Lucy: I can't help but smile when I ride my bike!
Suddenly, a flyflies into Lucy's wide-open mouth. Her eyes go wide in surprise, and she quickly tries to stop the bike with a screech.
Narrator: But sometimes, nature has its surprises
Lucy hopping off her bike, comically coughing and spitting, trying to get the fly out of her mouth. Her face is a mix of shock and amusement.
Lucy: Ugh! They say that protein is good to have when exercising, but I don't think this is what they meant.

K-Pop Demon Hunters: Halloween Guardian

GldnStateGrdn

A lively street decorated with Halloween decorations, with kids dressed in various costumes trick-or-treating. Among them, a group of K-Pop Demon Hunters wearing child-friendly, colorful outfits with playful designs. The new member, a young girl with long, vibrant purple hair styled in a cute bob, and a confident smile, stands out.
Daughter: I'm ready to protect the neighborhood!
The daughter and her fellow K-Pop Demon Hunters are on alert as they move through the crowd, keeping an eye out for any signs of trouble. A mysterious shadow is lurking in the background, barely noticeable to the untrained eye. They wear child-friendly costumes that resemble superhero outfits with fun, bright colors.
K-Pop Demon Hunter Leader: Stay sharp, team. We have reports of mischievous spirits in the area.
As the group patrols, the daughter spots something unusual—a candy wrapper floating eerily in the air. Her eyes widen, alerting her teammates to the strange occurrence.
Daughter: Look! That candy wrapper is moving on its own!
The K-Pop Demon Hunters pause, scanning the area. The mysterious shadow becomes more defined, morphing into a small mischievous spirit with a cheeky grin, attempting to grab more candy.
K-Pop Demon Hunter Leader: I see it now! Everyone, get ready!
The daughter quickly swings her glowing, colorful lasso shaped like a magical ribbon towards the mischievous spirit. Her teammates prepare their fun-looking containment devices that resemble toys, ready to assist.
Daughter: You're not taking any more candy tonight, spirit!
In a coordinated effort, the K-Pop Demon Hunters capture the spirit. The daughter’s lasso glows brightly as it wraps around the spirit, while the containment devices whirr into action, securing the mischievous ghost.
K-Pop Demon Hunter Leader: Great job, everyone! We've got it!
Daughter: No candy thief stands a chance against us!
With the spirit contained, the children cheer and thank the K-Pop Demon Hunters. The daughter stands proudly, her teammates by her side, as they receive grateful smiles from the kids and parents.
Child: Thank you, K-Pop Demon Hunters! You're the best!
Daughter: Anytime! Have a safe and fun Halloween!
As the K-Pop Demon Hunters wave goodbye, the scene shifts to a serene night sky with twinkling stars. The daughter looks up with a satisfied smile, knowing she helped keep Halloween safe.
Daughter: Mission accomplished. Until next time!

GARBAGE

hobbssb

The nightmare before school starts

SASSQUEEN

One night an innocent girl went to bed
Izzy: Good night world! I wonder what I will dream about tonight?
Very soon she awoke realizing that it was a Monday 
Izzy: I don't want to go to school today
Mom: Are you already for school Chickpea?
Izzy: Ugh Mom, I thought we agreed no nicknames! and why is your head floating?
At school...
Izzy: I wonder what Mom packed me for lunch?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what 98-63 is?
Girl with shoulder length brown curly hair and a green t-shirt looks in her empty purple backpack witch is hanging on a Woden peg in the classroom(Cartoon)
 At lunch lunch
Izzy: Oh no, did my mom forget to pack my lunch?
At home on the table
Back at school
Rude Kid: Hey Izzy, you can have that 'hotdog' instead! *laughs and walks away*
53% of cafeteria: *Laughing*
Suddenly Izzy wakes up 
Izzy: Oh thank goodness it was just a dream! But wait school starts today

The Bike Lane Debate

cerritomama

A group of wealthy businessmen in a luxurious modern office, wearing suits and ties, are gathered around a large polished table. Some are wearing expensive watches and one is smoking a cigar. They look frustrated and are gesturing animatedly as they discuss. The view outside the window shows a bustling city with heavy traffic.
Businessman 1: Can you believe these bicyclists? They want their own lanes, and it's causing more traffic for us!
Businessman 2: It's absurd! They think they own the road!
The scene shifts to a construction site where a bike lane is being built next to a busy road. A construction worker in a hard hat and safety vest is explaining the project to the businessmen who look displeased.
Construction Worker: This bike lane is part of the city's initiative for greener transportation.
Businessman 3: But it's making our commutes longer!
A cadillac escalade drives next to a bike lane
SUV Driver: If they replaced the bike lane with another car lane there'd be less traffic and I wouldn't be emitting so much pollution.
The final frame shows a low-income middle aged man with a worn backpack and a helmet, biking along a protected bike path with the city skyline is in the background.
Cyclist: It's been tough making ends met, but with this new bike lane I can safely get to work and don't have to worry about paying for gas.

Rush Hour in Ho Chi Minh City

tonybui

A bustling street in Ho Chi Minh City with a variety of vehicles such as scooters, cars, and buses all stuck in a traffic jam. Street vendors are trying to sell snacks to drivers. The skyline shows tall buildings with a clear blue sky.
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Vendor: Snacks! Get your snacks here! Fresh and tasty!
Driver 1: This traffic isn't moving at all!
Close-up of a frustrated scooter rider, a young woman with short black hair wearing a helmet and sunglasses. She's checking her watch and sighing.
Scooter Rider: I'm going to be late again. At this rate, I'll never make it!
A young boy sitting on the back of a scooter, playing a game on a smartphone. His father, the rider, looks bored as he waits in traffic.
Boy: Hey dad, I just leveled up!
Father: At least someone's making progress here.
A comedic scene where a group of pigeons are pecking at crumbs on the road, seemingly unbothered by the traffic chaos around them. A dog on the sidewalk watches them curiously.
Pigeon: Look at them, stuck there and we're free as birds!
Dog: If only I could fly over this mess.
The traffic starts to move slightly, and everyone looks hopeful. The driver from before raises his fist in excitement, while the vendor continues selling snacks, undeterred by the slight movement.
Driver 1: Finally, we're moving!
Vendor: Snacks for the road? It's a long way ahead!

Doggy dreams

SASSQUEEN

The unsuspecting Bing lays asleep on his pillow unaware of the dream that's about to begin
Mom: Bing bad dog, off the couch now or no walk!
Bing: How did I get on the couch?
Brother: Hurry up you lazy K-9
Bing: What did I do?
Bing: Smells like yummyness
Brother : Bing, get away from that hotdog!
Bing : Why is everybody so mad at me now?
Bing: At least I found this apple!
Brother: Bing drop it!
Brother: Look what Bing found Mom!
Mother: Give me that Bing! If you misbehave one more time I'm sending you back to the shelter!
Bing: Oh well. I'd better get my beauty rest now
Mother: Thats it Bing we're getting a cat! Off to the shelter with you!
Cat: Get out of my house you mangy mutt
Bing: What, no!
Bing: ...ooo! Ah, it was all a dream. ZZZZ... THE END

A day in the life of a pooch

SASSQUEEN

ZZZZZZZ
I smell food
make a picture of a green hot dog surrounded by fall leaves on dirt
Never mind
Hey, that's mine!
Cat: Meow!
a medium white dog with tan ears and big white eyebrows sits on a gray couch
A day in the life...
Cat Lady: Hey dog, get off the couch now!!!
ZZZZZ