Epic Strips (no script)

Doggy dreams

SASSQUEEN

The unsuspecting Bing lays asleep on his pillow unaware of the dream that's about to begin
Mom: Bing bad dog, off the couch now or no walk!
Bing: How did I get on the couch?
Brother: Hurry up you lazy K-9
Bing: What did I do?
Bing: Smells like yummyness
Brother : Bing, get away from that hotdog!
Bing : Why is everybody so mad at me now?
Bing: At least I found this apple!
Brother: Bing drop it!
Brother: Look what Bing found Mom!
Mother: Give me that Bing! If you misbehave one more time I'm sending you back to the shelter!
Bing: Oh well. I'd better get my beauty rest now
Mother: Thats it Bing we're getting a cat! Off to the shelter with you!
Cat: Get out of my house you mangy mutt
Bing: What, no!!!
Bing: ...ooo! Ah, it was all a dream. ZZZZ... THE END

A day in the life of a pooch

SASSQUEEN

ZZZZZZZ
I smell food
make a picture of a green hot dog surrounded by fall leaves on dirt
Never mind
Hey, that's mine!
Cat: Meow!
a medium white dog with tan ears and big white eyebrows sits on a gray couch
A day in the life...
Cat Lady: Hey dog, get off the couch now!!!
ZZZZZ

Harvard's Foreign Student Fiasco

Pulpo

Donald Trump stands at a podium with the presidential seal, passionately waving his hands as he announces a new policy to ban foreign students from Harvard University. The backdrop is a plain blue curtain with American flags on either side.
Donald Trump: Today, I am announcing the ban of all foreign students from Harvard University!
A foreign student with a backpack and glasses, standing in front of the iconic Harvard University campus, looks shocked and confused at the news on their smartphone.
Foreign Student: What?! How am I supposed to finish my degree now?
A Harvard professor with a tweed jacket and spectacles holds a protest sign reading 'Education for All!' while standing with a group of diverse students, all holding signs in various languages.
Harvard Professor: Education knows no borders! We must stand united!
Donald Trump is now sitting at a desk in the Oval Office, surrounded by stacks of papers. Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg is seen sneaking in through the window, tearing up a paper labeled 'Student Ban'.
Donald Trump: Maybe I should just ban them from the bathrooms.

Everlasting Peanut Butter

mydaddyblog

A family kitchen with Daddy looking skeptically at a jar of organic peanut butter. The kitchen is cozy with wooden cabinets and a few potted plants on the windowsill. Daddy has a confused look on his face as he holds the jar.
Daddy: Why did you buy this fancy peanut butter, Mommy?
Mommy stands in the kitchen, smiling, while holding a jar of organic peanut butter. She has a confident expression, and the kitchen has a warm, inviting atmosphere.
Mommy: It's healthier and all-natural!
Daddy attempts to spread the peanut butter on a slice of bread, struggling as it clumps up. The kitchen countertop is cluttered with breakfast items, and Daddy's expression is one of frustration.
Daddy: It's impossible to spread! And it needs to be refrigerated! And costs more!
Mommy stands next to an open refrigerator, pointing inside. The fridge is packed with various jars of organic peanut butter. Mommy has a reassuring smile.
Mommy: But it lasts longer!
Close-up of the refrigerator interior, showing it completely filled with peanut butter jars. Each jar is labeled with different flavors. The scene is humorous, emphasizing the abundance of peanut butter.
Daddy: That's because I'd rather make a grilled cheese.

The Downfall of Auto Glass Repair

Pulpo

A bustling street in San Francisco with people walking around, happy and relaxed. A digital sign displays the headline: 'Crime Rates Plummet - San Francisco Sees Fewer Car Break-ins!'
News Anchor: In an unexpected turn of events, car break-ins have decreased dramatically in San Francisco.
A small auto repair shop has 1 car in the garage and lots of empty space. The shop owner, a middle-aged man with glasses and a plaid shirt, looks forlorn as he stands outside his shop.
Shop Owner: Business is down... it's like nobody needs new car windows anymore.
Inside a coffee shop, two friends sit at a table discussing the news. One friend is a woman with curly hair and glasses, the other is a man with a beard and a hoodie.
Woman with Curly Hair: I guess fewer crimes are a good thing, but I didn't think about the impact on small businesses.
Man with Beard: Yeah, it’s a double-edged sword.
Back at the auto glass repair shop, the shop owner has set up a lemonade stand in front of his shop with a sign: 'New Business Venture!' A young child is buying lemonade, smiling.
Shop Owner: Time to explore some of my other passions.
Child: This lemonade is the best!

Symphony Dreams

Pulpo

A vibrant orchestra hall with musicians warming up, focusing on Zara, a young woman with curly brown hair and glasses, holding a tuba. She looks hopeful as she speaks to the conductor.
Zara: I just want to be part of your symphony.
The conductor, an elderly man with silver hair and a sharp tuxedo, stands on the podium with a stern yet kind expression, pointing gently towards Zara's tuba.
Conductor: You better improve your tuba skills first.

Terrible Two

hobbssb

**Government Waist**

River Ghibli

Ziko

Minaro and Uki are sitting at a wooden table in a cozy, rustic room filled with sketches and art supplies. Uki is holding a pencil, her sketchbook open to a drawing of a forest. Minaro looks at the drawing with wide, curious eyes.
Minaro: Uki, can we make some Epic Strips in Studio Ghibli style?
Uki: Of course.
A collection of short fat characters with really big heads in a ramen shop.
Uki: Here's two characters with no necks. They're probably talking about a river they can't remember. Happy now?
Minaro and Uki are now outside, sitting on a grassy hill under a large cherry blossom tree, petals falling around them like a gentle rain. Uki is showing Minaro a book filled with Studio Ghibli illustrations.
Minaro: Boring. Let's skip the dialog and just fly around.
Uki: Hang on!
Minaro and Uki are flying through the sky on a fantastical flying machine that resembles a giant, mechanical bird. The sky is a deep blue, with fluffy clouds and a golden sun in the background. Minaro is ecstatic, ears flapping in the wind, while Uki steers the machine with determination.
Uki: I just remembered a river from a long time ago where I dropped my shoe.
Minaro: Quiet, please.

Crisis in Healthcare

hobbssb

A close-up of RFK in a laboratory, looking at a complex chemical formula on a whiteboard. He has short brown hair, a serious expression, and is wearing a white lab coat.
RFK: An epidemic is sweeping our country. We need to create a new medicine immediately!
RFK standing in the lab, phone in hand, looking exasperated. The whiteboard with the chemical formula is visible in the background.
RFK: Call in the crisis team.
RFK frantically searching through shelves filled with various colored bottles and jars labeled with scientific names. The lab is cluttered, with papers and equipment scattered around.
RFK: We can save the country if we act fast!
RFK, looking more panicked, holding a clipboard and checking off items. His eyes widen in realization as he looks at an empty spot on the shelf labeled 'Lizard Tails'.
RFK: Oh no, we're out of lizard tails!

Billy's Bold Choices

mydaddyblog

A young boy, Billy, with short brown hair and bright eyes, is standing in a cheerful living room, holding a colorful dress and looking at his father.
Billy: Daddy, can I wear this dress to school?
Billy is wearing a colorful dress. Billy's father, a tall man with a kind face and short blonde hair, is sitting on the couch, looking concerned and thoughtful, glancing at the dress. Daddy is holding a giant oversized chocolate bar. Billy is smiling.
Daddy: I'm not sure, Billy. Some kids might not understand. Would you like some chocolate?
Billy stands in front of a mirror, holding a pair of earrings with a determined expression, trying to imagine how he would look wearing them.
Billy: These earrings are so pretty!
Billy and Daddy are sitting on the couch. Daddy tries to smile reassuringly but looks a bit nervous. Daddy is holding an ice cream cone.
Daddy: Uh... How about some ice cream instead?
Billy: Thanks, Daddy! I love all the sweets you've been giving me.
Three months later, Billy, now noticeably chubbier, is standing in a school hallway. A group of kids are pointing and laughing at him. Billy looks sad and embarrassed.
*3 months later*
Kid 1: Look at Billy, he's so fat now!
Kid 2: Yeah, he can't even fit in those dresses anymore!