Epic Strips (no script)

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Chronicles of Granny Gladys

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A cozy living room with Granny Gladys sitting on a floral-patterned couch. She's holding a smartphone with a puzzled expression.
Granny Gladys: Hmm, what does LOL mean?!
Granny Gladys chuckles to herself, typing into the phone.
Photo realistic Granny Gladys looking puzzled
Granny Gladys: Maybe it's ‘Lots of Lasagna’? Oh dear, these youngsters and their codes!
Granny Gladys looks at the phone, wide-eyed.
Granny Gladys: Or how about ‘Lucious Old Lady’? It’s a brave new world!
Granny Gladys dressed up in a black lacey nightgown lounging sexy pose on a sofa

The Reluctant First Lady

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Melania Trump is sitting at a luxurious dining table, looking exasperated. Donald Trump is across from her, holding a newspaper with a headline about the upcoming election.
Melania: Donald, I really don't want to go through this again. It's exhausting!
Donald: Relax, Melania! It'll be great! I'll be President, and you'll be First Lady once more!
Melania, now in a lavish living room, talks with her best friend, Ivana. She looks distressed while Ivana sips a cup of coffee, listening intently.
Melania: Ivana, can you imagine another four years of pretending to smile?
Ivana: Oh, Melania, maybe you can perfect your wave this time!
Donald and Melania are at a campaign rally. Melania is holding a sign that reads, "Do I Have To?" Trump is not holding the sign. The crowd is cheering.
Donald: Look at that enthusiasm! Melania's ready for another round!
Melania: It’s not fair. Stormy only had to endure ONE night!
Donald Trump is in his office, talking to his staff about the campaign. Melania stands in the doorway, rolling her eyes.
Donald: And remember, the slogan will be 'Greater Than Ever!' It's gonna be huge!
Melania: Why not ''Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.“?