Epic Strips (no script)

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Crisis in Healthcare

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A close-up of RFK in a laboratory, looking at a complex chemical formula on a whiteboard. He has short brown hair, a serious expression, and is wearing a white lab coat.
RFK: An epidemic is sweeping our country. We need to create a new medicine immediately!
RFK standing in the lab, phone in hand, looking exasperated. The whiteboard with the chemical formula is visible in the background.
RFK: Call in the crisis team.
RFK frantically searching through shelves filled with various colored bottles and jars labeled with scientific names. The lab is cluttered, with papers and equipment scattered around.
RFK: We can save the country if we act fast!
RFK, looking more panicked, holding a clipboard and checking off items. His eyes widen in realization as he looks at an empty spot on the shelf labeled 'Lizard Tails'.
RFK: Oh no, we're out of lizard tails!

Melania‘s Wardrobe Malfunction

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Melania, an elegant woman with long brown hair and a stylish outfit, is trying on various hats in a chic boutique. She is holding a large-brimmed sun hat, looking slightly dissatisfied.
Melania: I need to find a hat with a bigger brim.

Elon Musk's Masterplan

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Elon Musk and Donald Trump are sitting in a luxurious conference room, with Musk holding a remote control labeled 'Decision Maker.'
Elon Musk: Mr. Trump, with this device, I can revolutionize your decision-making process.
Donald Trump: Tremendous! Tell me more, Elon.
Elon Musk demonstrates the remote control, pointing it at a large screen showing different policy options.
Elon Musk: Simply press this button, and it chooses the best option for you, scientifically optimized.
Donald Trump: Optimized decisions? Sounds huge!
Donald Trump eagerly grabs the remote, excitedly pointing it at the screen.
Donald Trump: It’s day one of my presidency. Let’s give it a whirl.
A dramatic depiction of Earth mid-explosion, with fiery eruptions and chunks of the planet flying into space. Elon Musk is seen observing the scene through a futuristic monitor, while Donald Trump looks shocked, holding the remote.
Donald Trump: Did I press the wrong button?!
Elon Musk: Well, technically, it's a 'decision' maker, not a 'good decision' maker.
The screen displays a comically absurd policy suggestion, such as 'Build a space wall to keep out alien invaders,' while Musk smirks.
Donald Trump: I like rich people, even if they were not born in this country.
Elon: Sorry, Canada.

The Golden Age of Parenthood

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A cozy living room with a fireplace. Grandpa Bill and Grandma Ronda sit on a couch, smiling nostalgically, surrounded by photo albums.
Grandpa Bill: Ah, the good old days. How peaceful life was!
Grandma Ronda: Indeed, those times were truly memorable.
Another flashback of a diaper-changing moment with Grandpa Bill holding his nose while Grandma Ronda struggles with the baby.
Grandpa Bill (younger): This diaper is a biohazard!
Grandma Ronda (younger): Watch out! He’s going to pee in your face!
Flashback scene of Grandpa Bill (younger) feeding a toddler in a highchair. The toddler has blonde hair.
Grandpa Bill (younger): Open wide for the airplane!
Grandma Ronda (younger): Why is there oatmeal on your goatee?
Flashback scene of a chaotic household with a baby crying, a toddler running around, and a dog barking. Grandpa Bill steps on a Lego.
Grandpa Bill (younger): Ouch! Who left these Legos on the floor?!
Grandma Ronda (younger): The dog is chewing on your socks! Nobody has brushed their teeth! The lunches aren’t made! We are going to be late!
The cozy living room again, with Grandpa Bill and Grandma Ronda laughing heartily.
Grandpa Bill: On second thought, maybe retirement isn’t so bad.
Grandma Ronda: Cheers to no Lego’s and quiet nights!
Grandpa Bill: But maybe it’s a bit too quiet.

The Feline Assembly: A Serious Issue

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A group of various cats seated around a circular table in a cozy, library-like room.
Chaircat Whiskers: Order, order! We must address this alarming situation!
A tabby cat wearing glasses stands on the table with a clipboard
Pussy: The reports are troubling. We need a clear plan of action!
A cat with the head of Steve Bannon raises his paw, sitting upright on a cushioned chair.
Calico Mittens: What about building a protective wall? I’m sure the mice will pay for it.
A fluffy white Persian cat with a serious expression speaks, tail flicking.
Persian Fluff: Perhaps we should consider an alliance with the dogs. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
A large human hand with short stubby fingers reaches down, roughly grabbing a startled tabby cat.
Pussy: Wait, what's happening? Help!
Chaircat Whiskers: Predator alert! Predator alert!
The same large human hands as in frame six are now shown, scratched and bloodied. No fingernails are visible.
Pussy: Get your hands off me!
Keep the hands in the air, but put Trump smiling smugly with a halo. Remove the cat.
**The Dream**
Keep the hands in the air, but put Trump smiling smugly with a halo. Remove the cat.
**The Reality**

The Attendance Dilemma

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Donald Trump is standing at a podium at his inauguration ceremony, but the area is completely empty with no audience present. The background shows the iconic Capitol building. Trump is looking to the right.
Trump: It’s my inauguration and this turnout is not what I expected! What's going on?
Trump standing at the podium, looking determined, holding a megaphone.
Trump: We need to fix this! Everyone deserves to hear my speeches.
Trump holding a telephone to his ear, his face red with frustration as he screams into the receiver. The background shows a small group beginning to form.
Trump: Get the word out! Free snacks for attendees!
The venue now has more people, some holding plates of snacks, but looking more interested in the food than the speech. The audience all has red Maga hats on
Audience Member: These nachos are great! I hope he gives another speech soon!
Trump speaking animatedly at the podium while people in the audience cheer, holding signs with food-related slogans.
Trump: And that's how we make America great again—starting with amazing snacks!
A very fat Trump stuffing his face.
Trump: I am such a genius!

Chronicles of Granny Gladys

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A cozy living room with Granny Gladys sitting on a floral-patterned couch. She's holding a smartphone with a puzzled expression.
Granny Gladys: Hmm, what does LOL mean?!
Granny Gladys chuckles to herself, typing into the phone.
LOL?? I hope it’s nothing contagious!
Photo realistic Granny Gladys looking puzzled
Granny Gladys: Maybe it's ‘Lots of Lasagna’? Oh dear, these youngsters and their codes!
Granny Gladys looks at the phone, wide-eyed.
Granny Gladys: Or how about ‘Lucious Old Lady’? It’s a brave new world!
Granny Gladys dressed up in a black lacey nightgown lounging sexy pose on a sofa
LOL!

The Reluctant First Lady

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Melania Trump is sitting at a luxurious dining table, looking exasperated. Donald Trump is across from her, holding a newspaper with a headline about the upcoming election.
Melania: Donald, I really don't want to go through this again. It's exhausting!
Donald: Relax, Melania! It'll be great! I'll be President, and you'll be First Lady once more!
Melania, now in a lavish living room, talks with her best friend, Ivana. She looks distressed while Ivana sips a cup of coffee, listening intently.
Melania: Ivana, can you imagine another four years of pretending to smile?
Ivana: Oh, Melania, maybe you can perfect your wave this time!
Donald and Melania are at a campaign rally. Melania is holding a sign that reads, "Do I Have To?" Trump is not holding the sign. The crowd is cheering.
Donald: Look at that enthusiasm! Melania's ready for another round!
Melania: It’s not fair. Stormy only had to endure ONE night!
Donald Trump is in his office, talking to his staff about the campaign. Melania stands in the doorway, rolling her eyes.
Donald: And remember, the slogan will be 'Greater Than Ever!' It's gonna be huge!
Melania: Why not ''Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.“?