The Golden Age of Parenthood

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A cozy living room with a fireplace. Grandpa Bill and Grandma Ronda sit on a couch, smiling nostalgically, surrounded by photo albums.
Grandpa Bill: Ah, the good old days. How peaceful life was!
Grandma Ronda: Indeed, those times were truly memorable.
Another flashback of a diaper-changing moment with Grandpa Bill holding his nose while Grandma Ronda struggles with the baby.
Grandpa Bill (younger): This diaper is a biohazard!
Grandma Ronda (younger): Watch out! He’s going to pee in your face!
Flashback scene of Grandpa Bill (younger) feeding a toddler in a highchair. The toddler has blonde hair.
Grandpa Bill (younger): Open wide for the airplane!
Grandma Ronda (younger): Why is there oatmeal on your goatee?
Flashback scene of a chaotic household with a baby crying, a toddler running around, and a dog barking. Grandpa Bill steps on a Lego.
Grandpa Bill (younger): Ouch! Who left these Legos on the floor?!
Grandma Ronda (younger): The dog is chewing on your socks! Nobody has brushed their teeth! The lunches aren’t made! We are going to be late!
The cozy living room again, with Grandpa Bill and Grandma Ronda laughing heartily.
Grandpa Bill: On second thought, maybe retirement isn’t so bad.
Grandma Ronda: Cheers to no Lego’s and quiet nights!
Grandpa Bill: But maybe it’s a bit too quiet.