The Attendance Dilemma

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Donald Trump is standing at a podium at his inauguration ceremony, but the area is completely empty with no audience present. The background shows the iconic Capitol building. Trump is looking to the right.
Trump: It’s my inauguration and this turnout is not what I expected! What's going on?
Trump standing at the podium, looking determined, holding a megaphone.
Trump: We need to fix this! Everyone deserves to hear my speeches.
Trump holding a telephone to his ear, his face red with frustration as he screams into the receiver. The background shows a small group beginning to form.
Trump: Get the word out! Free snacks for attendees!
The venue now has more people, some holding plates of snacks, but looking more interested in the food than the speech. The audience all has red Maga hats on
Audience Member: These nachos are great! I hope he gives another speech soon!
Trump speaking animatedly at the podium while people in the audience cheer, holding signs with food-related slogans.
Trump: And that's how we make America great again—starting with amazing snacks!
A very fat Trump stuffing his face.
Trump: I am such a genius!