Elon Musk's Masterplan

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Elon Musk and Donald Trump are sitting in a luxurious conference room, with Musk holding a remote control labeled 'Decision Maker.'
Elon Musk: Mr. Trump, with this device, I can revolutionize your decision-making process.
Donald Trump: Tremendous! Tell me more, Elon.
Elon Musk demonstrates the remote control, pointing it at a large screen showing different policy options.
Elon Musk: Simply press this button, and it chooses the best option for you, scientifically optimized.
Donald Trump: Optimized decisions? Sounds huge!
Donald Trump eagerly grabs the remote, excitedly pointing it at the screen.
Donald Trump: It’s day one of my presidency. Let’s give it a whirl.
A dramatic depiction of Earth mid-explosion, with fiery eruptions and chunks of the planet flying into space. Elon Musk is seen observing the scene through a futuristic monitor, while Donald Trump looks shocked, holding the remote.
Donald Trump: Did I press the wrong button?!
Elon Musk: Well, technically, it's a 'decision' maker, not a 'good decision' maker.
The screen displays a comically absurd policy suggestion, such as 'Build a space wall to keep out alien invaders,' while Musk smirks.
Donald Trump: I like rich people, even if they were not born in this country.
Elon: Sorry, Canada.